I love this! Adam Patch’s wife had a little bit of wine and then told a “corny” joke. So he made an animated short of it. I only wish I had thought of this a long time ago. I do believe there are many good drunken stories from Peter, Peter, Crunk and Num Num that might need to be retold this way very soon. Yes, indeed.
I’m a HUGE fan of Arrested Development. Once I heard that each episode in the new season was going to focus on a different character, I thought it would be fun to create a series of art doing the same. After seeing Ty Mattson’s amazing Homeland project, I decided to create a record for each Bluth member, with titles and songs relating to their character. Continue reading
If you haven’t stumbled upon Actresses Without Teeth yet, you’re missing out. One of the funniest memes out there. It’s right up there with the classics…Chicks with Buscemi Eyes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses, Moustair, and Celebrities Without Eyebrows. Some of these images are photoshopped pretty poorly, but the good ones are great! Continue reading
Bill “Moose” Skowron passed away recently. The five-time All-Star and five-time World Series Champion belted 211 home runs, had 888 RBIs, and finished his 14 year career with a .282 batting average. He most notably played for the Yankees, helping them win four championships, but also spent time with the White Sox, Senators, Angels, and Dodgers. He isn’t one of the most talked about ballplayers from the 50s and 60s, and isn’t one of the all-time greats. He was a very good ballplayer though. One of those guys whose solid stats gradually get overlooked. From everything I’ve heard on the radio and read the last week though, his personality was never overlooked and no one will be forgetting Moose anytime soon. I was lucky enough to meet him once and it was pretty amusing.
My family was at a Sox game and my brothers and I went down near the dugout to try and get autographs before the game. We grew up learning baseball inside and out so we knew who Moose Skowron was. While we were standing there, we noticed this big older guy with a flattop haircut that resembled the young Yankee from my Dad’s ’58 Topps. I thought I had heard that Moose Skowron was doing scouting work for the Sox, but I wasn’t real sure. So after a few minutes of my brothers and I arguing back and forth, I decided to approach the man in question and find out for sure. Awkwardly I asked, “Are you the Moose?” He said kind of sternly and brash-like, “No.” Then it was an even more awkward pause. It was probably a good five seconds of silence. Then the young woman sitting with him slapped him on the shoulder and said, “Oh stop that!” He laughed and responded, “I sure am,” and then signed my baseball. Such a good memory. RIP Moose.
A few years ago I heard an old story about Elvis breaking up a fight on the East side of Madison, but didn’t hear any details. I just came across this video, and wow!
Apparently Elvis’ limo was stopped at a light when he saw saw a couple teens beating up on another. He had the driver pullover and he got out of the car and approached the youngsters. While wearing one of his signature late 70s jumpsuits, he got into a karate stance and yelled, “I’ll take you on.” The boys were in schock. Just imagine turning around and seeing the King, Elvis Presley, one of the biggest entertainers in the world, standing there in a karate stance and ready to fight you! This is too funny. People that saw it unfold said that Elvis was laughing all the way back to the limo. This is one of the coolest stories I’ve ever heard. Long live the King.
Apparently today is National Cleavage Day! How have I not heard of this before? It’s probably a guy’s response to Sweetest Day. And why isn’t National Cleavage Day during the summer? There’s no one really out “celebrating” on this cold March day. Anyways, in honor of this new found holiday, here are some photos of the greatest cleavage the world has ever known…Jayne Mansfield.
During the 50s and 60s, Jayne took a back seat to another blonde bombshell, a certain girl named Marilyn. She did have a real talent for acting though. She just couldn’t “bust out” of the dumb blonde roles that she was cast into. It was even known that Jayne had an IQ of 163! But boy, those boobs. So today on National Cleavage Day, I say we celebrate only one woman, the glorious pre-boob job era, Jayne Mansfield. To quote Jerry Seinfeld, “You know that Jayne Mansfield, she had some big breasts.”